parents who dont let their eight year olds play with kids of the opposite gender are fuckin weird theyre eight wtf are they gonna do have sex jfc
when i was thirteen i had an all-genders sleepover that ended with a broken window, a melted cake, a guitar hero “redo” that lasted three hours and the cops (and a parent) showing up
also one girl got pregnant and another discovered that they were using tampons wrong
that was wild from start to finish
#i’d like to reblog this and follow up with: i hope david was on set that day #for no particular reason other than he missed watching billie work #and there had better be thousands #T H O U S A N D S #of b-rolls where you just hear a muffled squeak and snort and giggle off camera #and then billie loses it #and the camera pans over and it’s just david clutching his side laughing #and then the camera pans back to billie #and SHE IS LOSING IT #and they’re just squeaking out bits of random words that apparently mean something to them and laughing even harder #and john hurt is just standing there like ‘what the fuck am i witnessing?
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
I can’t wait for the day when I get good morning and good night messages.
if you’re ever not sure if someone is paying attention to you, casually slip the word ‘potato’ into your sentence
even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
MY DAD JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM DRESSED UP AS TONY STARK ARC REACTOR AND ALL
APPARENTLY HE’S ATTENDING SOME CHRISTMAS DINNER THING AND ITS THEME IS MOVIE CHARACTERS OF 2013
I AM SO D O N E
uHM I SEE A PROBLEM HERE ???? //?/???? ??????? ???????
singing along to Fall Out Boy
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yetFINALLY SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS
I get all three please help